Weird and Intimacy: So cute

So cute

By Anonymous - 23/02/2014 17:29 - United States - Canastota

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 22:24 - Germany

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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StarWolf111 21

Monday 24 February 2014 1:22

I guess you got off on the wrong foot.

GIGA_IMPACT 15

Monday 24 February 2014 1:19

I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..

Comments

imchacon22 19

Monday 24 February 2014 6:55

I thought he was gonna say anal not feet

DCKim 5

Monday 24 February 2014 7:27

Marriage will come soon.. Maybe after you use your knees.. zehuehue

Neighborhoods 8

Monday 24 February 2014 8:27

what a weird feet-ish.

ImSuchAnHero 2

Monday 24 February 2014 9:17

It's called a footjob op get it right

missyb94 6

Monday 24 February 2014 9:20

Foot fetish. Run, flee. Yes there are worse fetishes but foot is just really creepy

delta14o6 7

Monday 24 February 2014 9:27

I can picture a man getting down on one knee... taking your hand and saying... "(name)... I love you so much.. and I think we're ready..... will you rub my **** with your feet" haha