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#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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no #29 people are not to lazy to get naked and do it, females on the other hand have become to lazy to suck a dick. women want all that emotional, lovey dovey cuttle shit, and we give it to them, but we can't get a bj!

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#29 I a agree I mean I don't really care for bjs if when I hv sex I want it to be full on sex not a girl putting my dick in her mouth, it's just stupid

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#69 how dare you dishonor the FML gods that bestowed 69 upon you. furthermore, not all girls give good BJ's. It's a shame that you are too inexperienced to have had the pleasure of enjoying an amazing knob gobbling. you'll see the light some day. I'm also concerned that #70 seems to think you own a gay. I hope he's mistaken, but if the rumor is true, please let it back out into the wild. gays are not meant to be kept as pets.

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FMLiest, he didn't say that he *thinks* he owns a gay, he said that he personally *knows* his gay. I'm not sure what a gay is, but it sounds awfully happy!

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haha that's hilarious! I don't see how it is a FML. I love a guy with a sense of humor. if you don't want him OP and he is cute, send him along this way. I find that attractive since I am usually the assertive one in the relationship.

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#47 Lovey dovey cuddle shit??? Are you a manhoe or something? Do you just like sex and not care about womens feelings?

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Funny. I told my boyfriend the same thing and he proceeded to kiss my neck and recite some beautiful poetry in German and nibbled on my ear. Guess I win and well, you don't. Find a better one, OP. =D

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Haha, I did that when I was a young child. The boy later followed me around the playground claiming it wasn't fair that he "didn't see anything" and that I should show him again.

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Didn't see anything and you should show it again, huh? *furiously writes stuff down* Hey, anyone want to see my etchings?

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8, learn to spell. Fucking dumbarse. It's people like you that I want to just fucking slap. Go die.

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