Weird and Intimacy: So cute

So cute

By Anonymous - 23/02/2014 17:29 - United States - Canastota

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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By ahhhboys - 27/11/2010 19:12 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

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By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 22:24 - Germany

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By Wtf - 03/11/2015 22:06

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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By Username - 23/11/2010 06:50

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

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StarWolf111 21

Monday 24 February 2014 1:22

I guess you got off on the wrong foot.

GIGA_IMPACT 15

Monday 24 February 2014 1:19

I wonder if the next step is using your elbows..

Comments

olpally 32

Monday 24 February 2014 1:34

Is your bf quagmire? Lol.

lisslyi 19

Monday 24 February 2014 2:36

Giggity.

DaMann360 19

Monday 24 February 2014 8:18

Giggity giggity

Sangue0608 26

Monday 24 February 2014 11:21

giggity giggity goo

PQs_Citizen 3

Monday 24 February 2014 1:37

I feel like that will probably take a great amount of skill

warsun 27

Monday 24 February 2014 8:48

They do it in hentai a lot though

blinked_281 29

Monday 24 February 2014 21:55

But isn't hentai animated? It seems like it'd be pretty easy then considering it isn't real people doing it.

JMichael 25

Monday 24 February 2014 1:38

Well maybe if you do that for him he'll propose to you!

Yodelmeister 18

Monday 24 February 2014 1:38

I can understand how that could be disappointing, but I hope you're not looking down on him. We all have our kinks, and foot fetishism is actually pretty common. There are a lot weirder things he could be into. Give it a try, it could be fun for both of you.

TheDrifter 23

Monday 24 February 2014 1:40

Keep a towel handy, well lubed feet could be a safety hazard op.

Kamon97 23

Monday 24 February 2014 1:41

At least you know that he feels comfortable with you so this could lead to marriage one day :) even if you have to put up with the foot jobs lol

PrincessCastiel 27

Monday 24 February 2014 1:42

Kinky

chosha_fml 26

Monday 24 February 2014 1:50

Ask what his other odd fetishes are. You don't want to find out AFTER marrying him, if you ever get to a next level of relationship, rather than just a next level of weirdness.