By only my life - / Tuesday 22 April 2014 22:21 / United States - Concord
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  HersheySquirts  |  17

He just could not fullfill your satisfaction..... as guys we will make any reason for such situation.

By  baseballbv  |  16

At least you got the satisfaction of knowing you pleased him.

By  damaniii  |  7

I guess it was too much of a "feet" to handle.

By  belljars  |  22

What its love?

  colombiatti  |  14

Let me finish that for you #7 ;)

Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love?
Baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, uh uh

  glabberfasted  |  16

58 - Speaking as someone who has prescription narcotics specifically FOR period cramps... Muscle cramps are much worse. What's worse about period cramps are that they don't go away as fast.

  junkman6  |  22

I've played sports all my life so I've had my fair share of cramps. Including foot cramps. "Finish the play and die after." "Rub some dirt on it." Both sayings come to mind immediately.

By  Sirmrcrowley  |  12

Were you f**king on a treadmill?? How the hell........I'll leave this one alone!!!


Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

By lendahandmanda - / Wednesday 24 February 2010 00:01 / United States

Today, my boyfriend asked why I never let him go down on me. I told him that it doesn't do much for me, even though it really does. I didn't have the courage to tell him that it's because he acts like a rabid dog when he does. FML

By tayymeds - / Wednesday 12 March 2014 07:44 / United States - Mission Viejo
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