Weddings and Love: Sneaky

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Owen Sound

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 995

You deserved it 5 048

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 725

You deserved it 38 987

He's got game

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 583

You deserved it 6 169

By bbbeast - 28/07/2009 02:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad asked me if I'd started smoking, I gave him a big speech about how I never have and never will. Two hours later, he found my stash of cigarettes under my bed. FML

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You deserved it 136 247

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 633

You deserved it 3 687

By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 758

You deserved it 68 041

By The Towel Molester - 26/01/2012 14:49 - Australia

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 411

You deserved it 3 291

Neil Diamond was wrong

By LucyLollipop - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I had my first glass of red wine after months of pregnancy and giving birth. Just as I sat down and started to relax, I spilled it all over myself and my in-law’s couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 255

You deserved it 929

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 852

You deserved it 3 407

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 281

You deserved it 2 715

Markovski 18

Wednesday 25 March 2015 23:57

That's rude. A dad should be more mindful and respectful, ESPECIALLY at a time like this.

DiamondGirlj 18

Wednesday 25 March 2015 23:57

Do the same thing if your invited to his anniversary

Comments

sprints54 19

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:07

Weddings are usually long and boring so he was just trying to enjoy it.

NodakN8V 25

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:09

Nailed it

davek 36

Thursday 26 March 2015 23:47

Won't be the first wedding where someone was drunk. I thought it was virtually compulsory?

pks2014 10

Friday 27 March 2015 3:09

Haha all u guys out there his dad is simply laughing that his mistake which he did years ago is now being followed by his poor child :) if u wanna feel that become a husband

zarrganaut 17

Friday 27 March 2015 3:51

I really can't imagine if either of my dads did that. I'm sorry OP. ):

Kougeru 12

Friday 27 March 2015 4:16

YDI for having a wedding. Just my opinion. Weddings are a scam for money.

Steffi3 40

Friday 27 March 2015 10:41

If he hadn't said 'stupid shit', one could have thought he couldn't handle giving his daughter away.

RebeccaRFT 18

Friday 27 March 2015 18:41

I'm a girl and (even though I'm not exactly eligible for marriage) I see no point in weddings. They cost so much money, and you have to dress in fancy clothing and eat politely and kiss in front of a whole crowd while the crowd is staring like a hawk at you. All the while you can just save that money and sign a marriage certificate and not plummet into debt the day you're getting married. The bride would also have to buy an expensive wedding dress that she'd only wear once. Not to mention that all of your family on both sides will be there and neither family will most likely like the significant other. Weddings are a waste.