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By sickened - / Tuesday 25 August 2009 14:17 / Philippines
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By  jewjewbee  |  6

idiot. you PRETEND to be drunk. then you hook up with him, remember everything, are in control of how much you act like a fool, and can blame it on the alcohol later. puking isn't sexy.

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By  Jazzywrites007  |  2

Here We go... Making Women look Bad. Ugh.

By  jewjewbee  |  6

idiot. you PRETEND to be drunk. then you hook up with him, remember everything, are in control of how much you act like a fool, and can blame it on the alcohol later. puking isn't sexy.

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  americayay  |  0

I love you number 2. Not to mention, you don't do anything you wouldn't NORMALLY do with a person, such as going to far or getting kinky or, you know, puking on him.

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  mooshibear140  |  4

I completely agree with #2 abd #71. you should have faked being drunk so if you messed up "making a move" you could blame the alchohal even if you weren't REALLY drunk. learn to low. :P sorry YDI.

By  djb23  |  0

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose Blame it on the 'tron, catch me in a zone Blame it on the a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-alcohol

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  kukopia  |  0

That's why it's a FML. Geezz, you really think you gotta spell that out 'cause you're so proud of yourself for figuring out?!? What a douche move!!

By  Intoxicunt  |  5

Well, you're obviously an idiot. Your last hope is to just go with the whole airhead thing, and hope he finds it "cute". Remember, try to hide your gag reflex from guys. ;)

By  f_u_u_f_f  |  0

Um, yeah, most people drink in moderation and realize when they've had enough. Seriously one drink would have been enough to make you relaxed enough to approach him. Or none....grow a pair!

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  f_u_u_f_f  |  0

Sure, but the problem with this approach is alcohol impairs ability to sexually function. For women, first drink or two or three is fine. After that, downhiill from there. For men, drinking usually really messes up their ability to perform. So while I understand her intention, having just one or two and letting things happen as they would have better results. *AND SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN LAID!!*

By  screwtaylor  |  0

I agree with Intoxicunt. The OP is an idiot. And drunken moves aren't cute either. I think the OP thought just because she was drunk her crush would might want to sex her up.

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  Jaywin  |  3

Which isn't the way to go about winning over a "4 year crush". There are too many FMLs with people trying win over a crush or a cute guy/girl with these little gimmicks. What ever happened to just talking to someone you're attracted to and seeing where it goes?

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