Poopoo peepee and Work: Shut up!

Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By me - 20/12/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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You deserved it 282

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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He who smelled it…

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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Office world is hell

By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 2 343

By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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Enslaved 36

Monday 4 March 2013 3:16

All three of you were taking a shit at the same time? Everyone must have eaten at Taco Bell!

Serisent 26

Monday 4 March 2013 3:15

If you were really talking shit about your boss at work, you're lucky all he did was answer sarcastically. I would have fired you just for being dumb enough to do that where you could be overheard.

Comments

Da_burn 6

Monday 4 March 2013 4:11

Shit happens right?

erockinthesuburb 17

Monday 4 March 2013 4:12

If three of you were all taking simultaneous thumper dumpers, who was working? That's a lot of coincidental poo.

advent2060 4

Monday 4 March 2013 4:25

Lol that's wen u finish first and leave b4 ur boss sees u, if all u did was grunt in agreement then it will be hard for ur boss to know who was in there...unless ur coworker was a dick and referred to u by name wen they stared to talk to u

CamcAmIaM 10

Monday 4 March 2013 7:19

You're 22, yet have the literacy skills of a child?

lovelyohhmee 8

Monday 4 March 2013 8:10

What are you a grammar teacher?

node_fml 5

Monday 4 March 2013 8:42

You #59

Zomg_Okay 26

Monday 4 March 2013 11:37

59, calling that the literacy skills of a child is just insulting to children.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 4 March 2013 4:28

So many public bathroom rules were broken during this FML... and at least work place rule.

HeartOfLead 24

Monday 4 March 2013 4:29

*at least one

swimgood 16

Monday 4 March 2013 4:46

Haven't you watched enough bathroom stall scenes in movies to learn that's never the right move?

alwayswinning123 7

Monday 4 March 2013 5:10

Looks like your job is as good as shit

sofitina 20

Monday 4 March 2013 5:45

Honestly, I feel you deserve this one. Never talk bad about your boss when you're at your work place; You always have the possibility of the boss hearing, which he did. You're very lucky all he did was answer sarcastically.