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By FUCKKKS - / Sunday 3 March 2013 17:37 / United States
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By  PostItSticker  |  11

I just pissed myself laughing. Stationary, a truck.

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  deOrca  |  8

I know a guy who did the same exact thing but instead of pissing himself, he slammed the breaks so hard that he broke his foot. So at least that didn't happen as well.

By  Alexis2742  |  31

"when I awoke"... Haha who says that

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  Alexis2742  |  31

"When I woke up" sounds way smarter

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  Alexis2742  |  31

Then explain why none of your 6 FML's you've submitted have been chosen :)

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  ShyAnn29  |  14

It's so weird how people think someone is stupid for speaking correctly, I told someone on a different app to not be rude, and they said "Who says rude?" lol I was speechless.

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  valleyshooter  |  8

Alexis you fucked up when you came into fml stating that awoke sounds dumb. You have to be new. But come on grammar nazis did you all have to gang up on her? Reading that gave me the imagery of her limbs being torn apart from all different angles. Must have been the way you swarmed in on her like hyenas.

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