Season finale

By liar liar plants for hire - 03/08/2020 23:01

Today, thanks to traveling restrictions being lifted, I was finally able to go visit the guy I've been chatting with online for the past year. When we met it was like a TV show, well more like three shows: Catfish, Hoarders and My 600lbs life. Turns out he had his neighbor video chat me all along. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 712
You deserved it 653

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why don't you bang the neighbor, while you're there?

genuinegoodguy 9

What did he think you’d do once his not terribly secret secret was discovered? Sounds as thick as brick too.

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Why don't you bang the neighbor, while you're there?

How did you NOT realize it wasn’t him on a video chat? Clue: when you thought you heard him saying something his lips would’ve moved in sync with what he was saying.

I took their posting to mean that she was actually talking (typing) to the catfish online, no voice. BUT when video chatting the neighbour they had voice and video.

genuinegoodguy 9

What did he think you’d do once his not terribly secret secret was discovered? Sounds as thick as brick too.

bloopaloop 27

How much did you catfish him to for him to get his 600lb neighbor to say it was him the whole time?

It sounds like you should be thankful - you got a LOT MORE than expected!

Did you hang out with the neighbour then? Since you’d been talking to him most of the time

run, run far away from both the person catfishing and their trusty sidekick