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By Having a pretty sister sucks. - 19/08/2013 01:36 - United States - College Station

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

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You deserved it 4 306

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By howtobesingle - 07/04/2016 02:45 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 312

You deserved it 2 002

Chill out, Bugs

By trex_life - 14/03/2021 20:00

Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML

I agree, your life sucks 629

You deserved it 514

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 636

You deserved it 3 866

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 280

You deserved it 3 074

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 543

You deserved it 3 489

By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 711

You deserved it 3 212

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 174

You deserved it 222

Forever the bridesmaid

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 14:02

Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 018

You deserved it 216

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 806

You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 464

You deserved it 4 673

Rhian00 17

Monday 19 August 2013 9:13

Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!

Soninuva 41

Monday 19 August 2013 9:12

Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!

Comments

WhiteCrimson 23

Monday 19 August 2013 11:52

Holy crap. You must have an awesome rabbit. Why don't you get out there and meet some people. You need a social life to get a lover

Epikouros 31

Monday 19 August 2013 21:02

Yep, she could join the Rabbit Running League.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 19 August 2013 11:57

Is your sister called Bella?

aria78 19

Monday 19 August 2013 12:03

I've always found if you are torn between two guys then they are both not the one. Atleast you have your rabbit. She will probably be single again soon.

DorklyComicFan 8

Monday 19 August 2013 12:06

Since comments are closed on the anecdote above, I'll leave my witty comment here on this one. "Sounds like he wasn't having a gay ol' time."

Nolimit2217 32

Monday 19 August 2013 12:46

This made my day.

asparagus12 21

Monday 19 August 2013 13:26

You life is average! Not FML!

Kiel182_fml 6

Monday 19 August 2013 13:56

Does she have to choose between a vampire and a werewolf ?

azwethinkweiz87 11

Monday 19 August 2013 13:59

Sounds like me and my sister! Feel for you, sucks sometimes having a pretty sister :(

worldclassrager 39

Monday 19 August 2013 14:31

I should try that...that might be mildly entertaining...like a cat with a laser pointer... Anyway everyone has someone out there maybe they will enjoy watching your rabbit do a lap or two you never know...

daisiebud 18

Monday 19 August 2013 14:35

Rabbit? Get a dog, they're better than any boyfriend or girlfriend.

warriorkalia 3

Monday 19 August 2013 14:49

You, sir, have never owned a rabbit. They're like the best part of a dog and a cat combined. They don't bother you and make a lot of noise and aren't super needy, are fun to watch while they hop around and eat things and interact with their environment. They clean themselves and don't usually get hairballs nearly as often as a cat. They have clearly visible moods and will let you know if they want something through physical contact. They are loving and sweet, and can be litterbox trained. As long as they don't chew through every wire in your house, they're practically ideal pets.

skyeyez9 24

Monday 19 August 2013 18:22

I had a rabbit, they are fun to have. The only bad part is (at least with mine) you need to rabbit proof the area they will be in. They have a tendency to like chewing on power cords. You have to keep them out of its reach.