Love: Relatable

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By Having a pretty sister sucks. - 19/08/2013 01:36 - United States - College Station

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 427

You deserved it 4 306

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By howtobesingle - 07/04/2016 02:45 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 312

You deserved it 2 002

Chill out, Bugs

By trex_life - 14/03/2021 20:00

Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML

I agree, your life sucks 629

You deserved it 514

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 636

You deserved it 3 866

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 280

You deserved it 3 074

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 543

You deserved it 3 489

By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 711

You deserved it 3 212

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 174

You deserved it 222

Forever the bridesmaid

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 14:02

Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 018

You deserved it 216

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 806

You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 464

You deserved it 4 673

Rhian00 17

Monday 19 August 2013 9:13

Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!

Soninuva 41

Monday 19 August 2013 9:12

Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!

Comments

strike2867 13

Tuesday 20 August 2013 1:38

Your sister is in the same situation you are. She doesn't love either of them.

Lehk 9

Tuesday 20 August 2013 2:44

"....You're standing on my neck....."

nunnsii92 9

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:49

This made me laugh. Not at your being single, but at your genius with your rabbit :)

KayleighS14 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:56

You don't have to worry about a rabbit calling you or canceling on a date. I'd go for the rabbit. They are always there for you.

MrSmarts 6

Tuesday 20 August 2013 5:52

What kind of rabbit is it?

IT_Nird95 9

Tuesday 20 August 2013 5:56

Well at least your not the one having the emotional breakdown. Keep your emotional balance and enjoy your rabbits company.

DFresh503 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 15:54

Don't focus on what you don't have OP, but rather what you do have! Not many people have a pattern hopping bunny :)

spottyblanket 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:57

Your life is more awesome, rabbits are awesome. Don't give it too many treats or it'll get a bad tummy. Relationships make life a lot harder, be single and sassy and awesome. You are not defined by having another person in your life.