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By Having a pretty sister sucks. - 19/08/2013 01:36 - United States - College Station

Today, my sister had an emotional breakdown because two guys love her and she can't pick just one. Meanwhile I'm single and spend my time laying treats on my floor in a pattern and watching my rabbit run in circles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 427

You deserved it 4 306

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By howtobesingle - 07/04/2016 02:45 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I listened to my best friend complain, again, about the two guys she's seeing, and how she doesn't know which one to choose, because they're both perfect. Meanwhile, I'm cleaning up my dog's loose stools, haven't had a date in over three years, and I'm also sharing a room with the very same best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 312

You deserved it 2 002

Chill out, Bugs

By trex_life - 14/03/2021 20:00

Today, I bought my sister a bunny and all it does is try to bang my cat, and shit and piss in my room to mark its territory. FML

I agree, your life sucks 629

You deserved it 514

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 636

You deserved it 3 866

By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 280

You deserved it 3 074

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 543

You deserved it 3 489

By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 711

You deserved it 3 212

By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 174

You deserved it 222

Forever the bridesmaid

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 14:02

Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 018

You deserved it 216

Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 806

You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 464

You deserved it 4 673

Rhian00 17

Monday 19 August 2013 9:13

Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!

Soninuva 41

Monday 19 August 2013 9:12

Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!

Comments

lininnes 6

Monday 19 August 2013 14:36

OP is jealous. That's all.

Ping600 12

Monday 19 August 2013 16:34

Personally, I don't see what there is to be jealous of. Especially if her sister is having an "emotional breakdown" over the whole affair. I'd much rather spend time with my pets than stress like that.

Inked0803 12

Monday 19 August 2013 14:40

Patience young grass hopper

warriorkalia 3

Monday 19 August 2013 14:45

I feel really weird about this FML... mostly because I was both girls in this FML once upon a time. Except it was more the preference for rabbit-pattern-laying than actually dealing with the situation. Cleared itself up eventually, but... That being said, rabbits are infitely preferable to a relationship with an average human being. Rabbits rock.

ViviMage 38

Monday 19 August 2013 14:56

I found a great guy that loves me and my bunny, and her own goofy antics, aka asking for head rubs from a vacuum cleaner attachment! And yes I got my rabbit to chase bananas and wheat grass in circles!! Binky on, bunny lover!!

Roxanna1029 14

Monday 19 August 2013 15:08

That sucks, hopefully you will find your true love soon. Good luck OP!

davincidasecond 24

Monday 19 August 2013 15:08

Trust me, you're doing fine. Most relationships are nothing but trouble and stress, and only lucky ones get into good relationships. Don't rush anything.

drey_xyz 3

Monday 19 August 2013 15:17

I understand how you feel -_-

jules_winfield 4

Monday 19 August 2013 16:10

Don't be too down. I would date a chick with a rabbit

Ping600 12

Monday 19 August 2013 16:38

Cheer up, OP! Everyone has their other half, you just gotta be a little patient. Just remember you've got your whole life ahead of you. In the meantime, our pets can be some of our closest friends. I'd take playing with them over going into a full-blown emotional breakdown over a potential relationship any day!