Love: Real estate

Real estate

By John - 20/07/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

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By stopinthenameoflove - 19/06/2014 14:37 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 19:35 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By longtrip - 18/01/2010 00:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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Thursday 21 July 2011 0:03

I bid 20$

JiggaJayZ 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:07

I bid alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero.

Comments

butter5646_fml 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:40

awww

lovinit5683 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:43

Haha, I want to know what happened next.

dreamering 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:45

King Kong walks in and takes the girl.

MissSwiss_27 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:48

haha she recoverd well. sorry chump

codysz28_fml 5

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:52

I'd message you but not sure how, im new to this could you help out please?

HannahForbesxo 13

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:05

*facepalm*. Check the site's FAQ. The mailing part is in a small box on the right hand side of the page, you can't miss it.. There, good deed done for the week, now I can go back to being a sarcastic bitch.

freakometer_fml 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:53

Lmfao im using that

coldsteele152 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:56

my ex said the same when we broke up and wtf just want to be friends

JnJNick 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 0:59

Damn, grow a pair of balls. There is a difference between being sweet & nice and just being a pushover. Show some pride, man.

emodude44 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 2:20

What the hell is Op supposed to do? say "Oh, we're not breaking up bitch!" Thats called being a whiny idiot. Accept it, if she says its over, and he can't change her mind, its over.