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I got the first comment-I'd like to thank my health teacher for letting us use our cell phones during class!

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Flockz, i join your curiousity. But, to answer your question, "Google" is the only answer i came up with.

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Actually easy way is read fml. Laugh a little and acknowledge that you learned something new today :) Oh yea and make sure not to try it unless you like pain!

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Wow the same thing happened to me today... Just put some alcohol on it, some tissue paper and throw on some tighty whitheys

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well you should always take care to not cut yourself while shaving the sack. you should skimp on the razor or the shaving cream for the hair down there. I use a 5 blade razor and good gel

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Actually it is quite relaxing between the ripping of the pubes and the tearing of the genital flesh. Very fun. You should try it.

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Given the fact that it says the cut was due to a RAZOR, I would assume that he was shaving his sack. Reading: it's our friend

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81- actually, we have twice as many nerves down there than guys do. yes, it hurts like he11 for guys because its all hanging out, but people who think that means it doesn't hurt

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I apologize for my last comment, advisement hit send before I was done. the rest was "but people who think it doesn't hurt for girls are just dumb"

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unless he did a piss poor job, and stopped when he mutilated his ballsack. either way though, his nuts are probably very pissed at him right now.

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Mm I kiiiinda feel like you either have a very low pain tolerance oooor you just REALLY wanted to find an opportunity to write an fml?

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I was wondering the exact same thing... So I went to urbandictionary.com and cbt stands for "cock and ball torture"

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It is my duty to learn disturbing acronyms so I can make people accidentally google things that are not safe for work.

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Yeah, but if you don't know that one by now, then you're probably not the type of person who would bother googling an unknown acronym.

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After explaining the damn acronym dont u think itd be easier to just type it out, this generation is way to lazy "tbh"

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102- I'm pretty sure he just explained why he used the acronym. And the rest of his post is spelled out correctly so I wouldn't really call it lazy.

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155- Tell me how this relates to the subject at hand? Actually new acronym; SAT "subject at hand" put that in the urban dictionary of yours.

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It was completely relevant, sweetheart. 155 was referring to the fact that you most likely say FML instead of fuck my life, and therefore go against your own standards of "laziness."

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Wow, I completely missread that. FML Im over tired I need sleep. Goodnight everyone from FML. I hope this answered your question 123.

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# 9, you comment as if you already know not to do what OP did in such a situation. Have you done this before?......Cut a tendon/nerve?.....Now your flooper is all floopy?...........Spastic?

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Thankyou for the most insightful and well thought out comment of this FML, I'm sure you labored for hours just to get the wording perfect...

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