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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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By "Mom2grls808" - 19/12/2018 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month old on the floor (carpeted) in the livingroom. when I woke up my daughter bombed her diaper her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen....FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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By time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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truslide 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

uhmfml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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Chaith 16

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:14

Stop denouncing her as a Mother and try to hide the crazy a little better.

tushu 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:14

Animal abuser. You would just kick ur Cat off ur bed

Seegtease 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:14

I can understand the mistake, which I won't blame you for. However, you kicked a 2 year old hard enough to slam her into a wall, that may have killed a cat outright. What the hell is wrong with you? You can push a cat off of you gently, and they will leave. Kicking an animal against a wall is absolutely abusive, and you shouldn't own cats. Poor kid, and poor cats.

sfsdfsf 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:14

Why would you kick your cat anyway?? MAJOR YDI.

jellyfilled 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:15

how can u be so aggressive to cats anyway??!! thats not cool for your kid either..FYL

suckstobeyou3 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:15

so if it was a cat you would have been okay with? you're a horrible person. **** the kid's and the cats' lives for having to live with such awful people.

Somebody52 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:16

Your a dumbass!!! 1. I am pretty sure kicking a cat THAT ******* HARD is ******* animal abuse. 2. fat cat much? 3. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!?? At least look what your kicking at and you should be able to tell it was your own ******* daughter. You Totally ******* Deserve This! But your daughter doesn't, I hope she hates you forever and clings to her dad the rest of her life. She'd be better off.