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By fmlfmlfml - 02/06/2009 18:03 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

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By bodhimae - 03/05/2009 07:15 - France

Today, I was taking a nap on the couch when my 2 year old daughter decided that daddy needed an ear cleaning. With all the grace of toddler-hood, she stabbed me in the eardrum with a Q-tip. Now I can't hear her coming. FML

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By "Mom2grls808" - 19/12/2018 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month old on the floor (carpeted) in the livingroom. when I woke up my daughter bombed her diaper her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen....FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam

Today, I ran into my infant daughter's room because I thought I heard her crying, and found she was still sound asleep in her crib. The screams were coming from the mouse our cat was using to paint her bedroom walls. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Uh oh.... - 05/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML

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By time to buy a gun - 02/11/2015 04:22 - United States - Carolina

Today, I was upstairs with my wife when I heard my cat scream from the porch downstairs. I ran down to find her "puffed up" and growling on the floor, and a corner of the screen next to the door busted out. I still have no idea what caused it and my wife is now afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By Christmas sucks - 24/12/2012 01:03 - United States - Boston

Today, I was wrapping presents for my daughter, trying to be really quiet. Behind me, the cat decided to climb the tree, which then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting for Christmas this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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truslide 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

LMAO must have been a hard kick to do that and even then, why the hell would you kick a cat that hard?

uhmfml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:02

I don't think your child will be crawling in your bed anymore for a while... if ever.

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vicky8949 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:31

That's what you get for yeti g to kick a cat u failure!!! Sorry for ur daughter hitting the wall though...

mercedeslove 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:31

good, little bitch deserved it.

cmurphy44 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:31

Holy shit I could imagine that in like epic movie and stuff, nice job =]

littlemisslee 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:31

Where's animal cops when you need them?

taylor_xo 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:32

F YOUR life? F your daughter's life/your cat's life.

JessTrek 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:32

Oh and for all the posters who assume the OP is the mother/father, way to show your biased attitude. Some of you should stfu.

sivardhpets 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:32

You are a ******* idiot! how the hell could you do that.

Jennydew 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:33

YDI. Hopefully you learned your lesson and won't kick your animals anymore. They don't deserve to be kicked any more than your daughter does. I hope she's ok.

poprockxmassacre 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:33

I really wanna see everyone who has posted a "OMG U KICK CATS?!1" post sleep and not move at ALL in their sleep when an animal jumps on their bed. I highly suspect we're not talking a soccer-star-going-for-the-field-goal kick here, everyone.