Insects, Phobias and Animals: Panic at the crosswalk

Panic at the crosswalk

By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

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By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

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Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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By anonymous - 07/06/2012 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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By slappedright - 26/07/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year old girl in the face. FML

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By sydstreet - 09/04/2012 05:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

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Trickster

By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 18:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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By nicoleee - 29/03/2012 20:16 - United States

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

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Toni818 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:03

Wow

dramakat11 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

Well, sounds like you've got a good life so whatev. But I do know how horrible panic attacks are--they are Hell so I feel for you. But why would you be scared of butterflies? That's insensitive of your gf but I don't know if I'd be able to help laughing either...

Comments

kissa148 3

Friday 14 August 2009 23:09

that sounds a lot like one of my friends,

beachbabe24 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:09

of course she laughed! its funny!

rubberchicken04 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:11

this one is pretty stupid its just like the one fml with the guy in the bathroom when the lights went off and blahblahblah ridiculous.

tatu4life 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:11

hahahahhaha i would have cried laughing ;P and i agree with #16, who cares if your in good shape?

Twinklestar 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:11

Butterflies are ******* creepy close up. Like winged spiders. Get your girlfriend to actually look at one with it's sticky legs close up, and tell her "winged spiders" and I'm sure she'll come to see things your way.

irishlassie731 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:25

Uhh. Wrong. Butterflies are nothing like "winged spiders."

Twinklestar 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:32

Yes they ******* are. Do you really want one of these sticky legged, spider resembling creeps descending on you from above? Maybe tangling their long arachnoid like legs in your hair as they thresh about? http://susanleachsnyder.com/Conservancy%20Butterfly%20Garden/PhotographsForConservGarden/Zebra%20Longwing/DSC_0040Labeled.gif http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3252/2335893825_f3c73a0cbb.jpg?v=0 http://framedandshot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/butterfly-body.jpg http://img.hgtv.com/HGTV/2009/05/22/gby1811-1_butterfly-closeup_s4x3_lg.jpg http://www.richard-seaman.com/USA/States/Illinois/VoloBog/RedAdmiralCloseup.jpg http://inlinethumb13.webshots.com/4940/2055647560010479328S500x500Q85.jpg

dreamchaser 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:04

lol.. i agree with #42. and thanks for the info.. i hate butterflies now.

Rhodacious1 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:11

lmao. Phobias seriously suck :D

AngelBellasmom 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:13

Wow, I have butterfly's tattoo'd all over my body, would that scare you too?

GetDOnV 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:20

Hahaha, you should find out where he lives and see what happens. ;) At least we know his girlfriend will get a kick out of it. :D

plexico 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 15:16

Is one of them a tramp stamp? I can just imagine this guy drilling you from behind and looking down and panicking when he sees the butterfly tattooed on your lower back. The crying, sobbing and whimpering will certainly ruin the moment!

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scribblethis 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:18

My wife has a phobia of all flying insects, butterflies included. It isn't rational, and to outsiders it may seem ridiculous, but that's the definition of 'phobia'. An "often inexplicable fear of (fill in the blank)". Just remember that the person who finds a butterfly terrifying could be the same person who doesn't blink at the clown you're afraid of, or the dark, or the axe wielding maniac behind your closet door.

boatkicker 4

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:50

May I mention that an ax weilding behind your closet door isn't an irrational fear is he actually is there. Being afraid fo your cloest because of hte possible of someone being there is, but if there really is a maniac with an axe in your cloest I"D BE FREAKING TERRIFIED haha :)

Finnboghi 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:58

I have a phobia of ants and http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Trypophobia.jpg That. OP is a pussy for not just dealing with it. Because it is a phobia, you know it's irrational. Ergo, there's no reason to actually fear it. Get over yourself OP and grow a pair.