Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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BlindyMcGee 2

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

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jojimugo 20

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

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eringray101010 3

Should have commented on that one and told her she was a stuck up bitch op. sorry

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beelee1988 13

He probably didn't know she was a bitch until that moment. But if he did, then I totally agree he deserved it.

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Clamcreepy 7

Well she just earned a spot on the "unfriend" list

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anelelabel 6

You should put her number on craigslist or some forum. Then she'll be getting those texts that she wanted.

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BrightBrownEyes 11

Ouchhhhh. That's a bit much.

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Volleyball1o 0

Wow thats harsh, thats probably why no one wants to text her.

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docscientist 9

And that's why nobody she cares about texts her.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Well said.

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Epichearts 2

Haha wow. The only people who would put that nobody is texting them on their status is a dumb loser.

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Newzealeb 3

That's pretty harsh bro, particularly when all her 'friends' can see . Sign her mobile number up for **** or something .

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