Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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BlindyMcGee 2

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

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jojimugo 20

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

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ladyLALAA 28

Put her on craigslist (sp?) for phone sex work. What a mean girl, you'll find someone nice :)

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MissBrookey 0

That's a little bit harsh and immature..

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Jasonf6 0

What a ****. Maybe she should look at WHY nobody texts her anymore.

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TheLoneWolf87 4

Damn. The bitch-o-meter is going off the fritz again.

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Zythrone 3

comment on the status "This is why no one texts you"

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hern98 0

I'm sorry bro but she's a bitch and if u still like her u shouldn't

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Kaitlyn_Mae 0

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

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RNS1997 0

Awww I'm sorry :( I think it's time you find yourself a new girl.

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phantumgrey 6

Bitches get stitches!

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chase234 1

What a bitch what's her name??

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