Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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BlindyMcGee 2

Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.

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jojimugo 20

Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"

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moriahss_29 0

thats lil girls for ya

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MeganCello 8

And this is why no one texts the bitch.

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

And she wonders why nobody texts her. Dumb bitch.

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Mamoni 7

Give out her number to a bunch of Justin Bieber fans, and say it's his number

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EduJav321 24

Write the number on the bathroom stall at the mall!

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structuredchaoz 4

Yea, needy but picky. The only catch this one is relates to a v.d. Move on kiddo, there are more out there who aren't so lame.

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thefreak781 0

Ive had this happen before too… bitches be bitches

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s15c 9

60% of the time, it works... Every time.

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