Intimacy, Sex, Underwear and Love: Not really the desired effect

Not really the desired effect

By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML

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Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:08

omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw

Caael 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:13

Hope you got sympathy sex

Comments

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:15

lol u cudnt handle seeing a chick naked

PaulG10 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:21

awh i feel bad for you. being first for the first time ever in life on comments is exciting, but you have to expect the hatred from it as well :P

murderofcrows 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:23

I think this is really cute. He was so excited probably and that means he really finds his girl attractive. Props :)

plexico 3

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:34

Just Say No To Crack!

seb12992 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 23:26

Every time you try to be funny, you fail miserably. Give up plex.

plexico 3

Wednesday 5 August 2009 0:35

I've got a pretty good batting average, douchebag. I don't recall seeing anything remotely amusing with your name under it.

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:43

it was the first time he's ever seen a ******, his last words were "omg wtf is that" before passing out

ohnoyouDINT 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:48

"ewwwww, it looks like a sad old man...."

starflake 3

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:01

Lol, this makes me think of Stewie from Family Guy when he gets a porno mag going, "Oh now I can see what I woman's ****** looks liAAAAARGGGGGHHHHH OH MY GOD WHAT IS IT?? *starts shooting the porno mag* "You can't hurt me.. any more!"

ohnoyouDINT 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:40

Right show, wrong episode. Quote from the gay gynecologist.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:48

yea its from family guy and stewie says; "Oh now I can see what I woman's ****** looks like/ AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG OMG" then he shoots it and says "it cant hurt you anymore!!!!!" and i think there must be a guy in the pic and stewie's talking to him

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Thursday 30 May 2013 3:28

I know that this is about 4 years late, but 48 is an idiot. The episode that 40 is referencing is called "Baby Not on Board," and is exactly how they described it.

CFR 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:06

rofl. I can just see that too. If was the first time you saw one, good thing you weren't like Stewie on Family Guy... "Oooh Hustler Magazine! Finally I'll get to see what a ****** looks lik---Ah ah! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! *gets automatic and starts firing* *panting* You...can't...hurt...anyone...anymore!" (I love that episode) (EDIT: oh apparently #40 was thinking the exact same thing! =O)

diabetic_rage 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:13

YDI for falling. You deserve a Darwin Award. Have fun never being able to reproduce.

lab2lb 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 19:05

what in this FML implied he wasn't able to reproduce?

Puolukka 4

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:21

I think it's safe to say that he simply expected her to be wearing panties and when she wasn't he got so excited that he probably missed the step and fell backwards... If I did that same thing to my husband he would probably trip over something too even though he's seen me naked plenty of times. H eowuld just never expect me to not wear udnerwear under a skirt...