Intimacy: Not now, Cooper

Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:17

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

theevilduchess 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:15

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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ProhibitionRose 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:06

Well, if your dentist is anything like the one Jennifer Aniston played in Horrible Bosses who could blame you?

jobsman99 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:10

So did you drill her with it?

texas_redneck88 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:11

Was she hot?

lexex1 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:14

I was almost driven to insanity whilst trying to get to the comments on this FML off my iPhone

btbamfan75 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:18

tell the dentist to enlarge the piece on the saliva sucking thing and take care of it.

jaredofmo 22

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:43

Sexy dentist? Or assistant?

mrbendystraw 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:09

At least you didn't get one during an MRI scan

kenzy3659 5

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:18

haha did your dentist notice, or say anything

leadman1989 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:58

At least you weren't at a playground... TRUST me!

SkardeyKat 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:04

Bow chicka bow wow. *cheesy porno music*

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Not now, Cooper

Same thing different taste

Tough

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