Intimacy: Not now, Cooper

Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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Nikkitaria 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:17

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

theevilduchess 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:15

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:00

Man, all those tools!

cellar_door_06 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:14

Congrats you're a man and got a random boner, it happens... A lot. You might want to get used to it. Lol it's not the end of the world.

harrieslinger 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:17

guess u had a real "stiffy" boner. hope 4 u he "drilled"u well! =) gargle baby gargle!

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:20

Drill, baby, drill!

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:54

Every1luvsboners.

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 21:26

I don't blame you, the dental hygienists that work at my dentist are all super hot.

desertpunk75 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:06

Allergic to gas and afraid of needles are you?

jsprackman 11

Friday 28 October 2011 1:07

Funny cuzz im reading this fml while waiting fo my dentist

garnerlover 0

Friday 28 October 2011 1:21

Horrible bosses!

imthatguythatdid 0

Friday 28 October 2011 3:16

All i can think of right now is Horrible Bosses

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Not now, Cooper

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