Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
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Nikkitaria 9

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

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theevilduchess 12

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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julinger 0

Your dentist turns you on? Ummm, k

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rawrkittyrawr 6

All males get random boners unless they have ED but I'm still pretty sure they do

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CryMoreFMLs 14

29 - It's worst in class right before you hace to stand up, walk across the classroom and turn something in then walk back. It's like a walk of shame.

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ikickgingers 15

*edit* my comment was inappropriate, even for me.

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RedPillSucks 31

Walk of shame? Unless all the girls in the class are ugly, I walk proud with my boner

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Argumental_Rhino 8

It's worst when you go for gym class. Need I say more?

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KiddNYC1O 20

72- I used to put it under my belt.

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LennyComa 39

WTF the Dentist....Everyone knows it's the Optometrists that are the sexy people

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sighawkward 6

Until you put your glasses back on!!

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NotSuchAFunTime 9

It's okay, that cheesy mix of elevator/country/70's music turns me on too.

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The_Troller 14

Lol I feel for you man it happens.

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Enslaved 36

I'm picturing you as that Bill Murray character from the movie. "Little Shop of Horrors".(:

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ikickgingers 15

Feed me seymore! Feed me!!

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zombicidal 11

the masochistic patiant and the sadistic dentist Haha God I love that movie

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ikickgingers 15

Anytime someone says Steve Martin my mind automatically brings up 'The Jerk' and this lamp! Ahhh I lol'd at myself, good times...

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Enslaved 36

Steve Martin was the dentist. Bill Murray was the patient that got "excited" by being in the dentist's chair. (: Flash back- he even tried to steal the doctor's tools to remember the experience. Lol

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EwanSmith 2

did you get excited when he said he was going to put his drill in your mouth?

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