Not feeling it

By Irritated - 12/09/2016 15:29 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
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friedpwnadge 25

Shove your foot up his ass, and when he complains, say you "didn't feel it".

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Hefri123 19

1.Kill him 2.Wear his skin 4.???? 5.Profit

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Hefri123 19

1.Kill him 2.Wear his skin 4.???? 5.Profit

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utzdman55 20

6. Watch the book turn into a major motion picture: "Silence of the Lamb"

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friedpwnadge 25

Shove your foot up his ass, and when he complains, say you "didn't feel it".

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LyricaSilvan 29

How exactly does one "not feel" a ton of metal and rubber colliding with another ton of metal and rubber? That guy must have the absolute WORST special awareness. I hope you took down his plate numbers, especially if he was being resistant.

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Lalala579121 27

Special awareness? How special are we talking, like being aware of ghosts or something?

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LyricaSilvan 29

It was supposed to say "spacial." Autocorrect is a jerk.

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Lalala579121 27

Not autocorrect's fault when you misspell words. It's spatial.

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mockeryofreason 12

at this point, this just seems unnecessary, 25. we know what they meant. it's no big deal.

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noogai96_fml 6

Special awareness sounds about right. He'd have to be pretty damn special not to notice himself rear-ending someone.

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LyricaSilvan 29

God bless you, 31. I actually laughed at your reply.

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LyricaSilvan 29

Pardon me, 25, for not being 100% accurate in the spelling of a word I very rarely see used or use myself. But as 28 said, as long as you got the point, who gives a damn?

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Sofia94_fml 15

Don't worry, he'll definitely feel it when his insurance rates go up when they have to pay to repair the damage he caused to your car

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Kurliez408 32

Had a lady at the airport who ''didn't feel'' the stroller she was holding ramming into my shin 10 bazillion times. Hope you were still able to get his details OP!

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thatweirdasian 22

If you didn't get his license number, chances are that the cameras at the drive-thru have caught it. Even if it's just a little scrape, I'd make him pay, especially since he even denied what he did.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Whether he "felt" it or not is irrelevant, although he's definitely lying. The fact that he got out of his car and began arguing with you shows he felt and knew something was up. Since he did that though, I hope you called the cops, have them for safety, and as witnesses of the drive through videos. If there's damage to your car, and damage to his car, most of the time it will be his fault because he's the car behind. The video will show this and hopefully the other guy's insurance will pay for it.

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Lalala579121 27

He wasn't the one who got out of the car, OP was. But yes I agree, the fact that he chose to say he "didn't feel it" rather than just saying that he didn't do anything would suggest that he knew that he hit OP's car.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

Ah I see, must have skimmed over that part. You're right though, when someone legitimately thinks they didn't do anything, they say "I didn't do it," not "I didn't feel it."

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RichardPencil 30

He was probably stoned or drunk. Most people who go through fast food drive-thrus often are. People who are sober go into the dining room, unless they don't want to be seen in public with their "girlfriend."

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Thor1012 28

are you serious what a load of crap.. I usually go through the drive thru as then I don't have to bother going inside on my own. . and I can chill out more in the car or sometimes it was handy for work related phone calls

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RichardPencil 30

No, it's always faster to park and order at the counter. Plus, you have a chance at seeing if they are adding any bodily fluids to your order. Everyone who goes through the drive-thru gets a "surprise" in their Sad Little Unhappy Meal, and it ain't a toy.

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InfiniteSunshine 32

This isn't true at all. I've seen lots of high people go inside to get their order. Probably easier too, because they don't need to carefully handle items being passed through windows. Also, many people use the drive thru because they can just sit and wait alone in their car, it's more comfortable for them, instead of going inside and dealing with people.

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Tyrax 16

You just enjoy being a troll, don't you?

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The_candyman 13

did you look at your cr and see any damage? was anything wrong? if not then stfu

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