Not feeling it

By Irritated - 12/09/2016 15:29 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
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friedpwnadge 25

Shove your foot up his ass, and when he complains, say you "didn't feel it".

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Hefri123 19

1.Kill him 2.Wear his skin 4.???? 5.Profit

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worldclassrager 39

Feel the brake is what he meant...lets go with that...

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Solano2580 24

Kick him in the dick and tell him you didn't feel it.

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Tyrax 16

I hope you replied, "Stop repeating what your ex told you, and deal with this car." If there was damage, I hope you got his information, OP

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NeneJPhilly 8

Shoulda punched him in the eye & asked him if he felt that.

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man0warz 1

That's also what his girlfriend said after he rear-ended her.

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Kurliez408 32

a woman kept on shoving a stroller/pram into my shins. she gave the same excuse.

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