Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life - FML

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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You deserved it 58 543

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Top comments

daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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lulu121893 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:24

fail.-

nahgemoohc 17

Friday 8 July 2011 19:26

you know what they say- you can be your own best friend, or worst enemy. are you gonna create another account and use it to compliment yourself now?

pink_raindrops 26

Friday 8 July 2011 21:05

They also say that arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics...even if you win, you're still retarded. Imagine how retarded the guy is, going through all that trouble to agrue with themselves.

Deeznutzhairy 7

Friday 8 July 2011 19:30

Get a life!!!!!!!!! LOSER ;D

coltsrock37 15

Friday 8 July 2011 19:32

i'm guessing your friends are fake too OP

SlimShady167 3

Friday 8 July 2011 19:33

Wow... that reaaly is pathetic :0

Nivra95 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:35

I also do that :(

portablecupid 3

Friday 8 July 2011 19:37

How is getting insulted (by yourself) going to impress people? Pretty sad, dude.

aknight14 0

Friday 8 July 2011 19:42

haha loser

FaberDriveLuv 5

Friday 8 July 2011 19:54

Picking a fight or argument is never a way to impress anyone.

JenL_fml 7

Friday 8 July 2011 19:57

It's official. You're lame.

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Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML

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