Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life - FML

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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You deserved it 58 543

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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VKbay8 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:48

That's... really sad.

rezzel 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:52

did the fake account win the argument?

pink_raindrops 26

Friday 8 July 2011 21:02

Clearly you don't actually have friends to impress though. Anyone who has friends wouldn't go though all that trouble to possibly get a "like". Maybe you could just call the person you really want to talk to next time instead.

rocketsciencebit 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:07

you have friends??

yoursofunny 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:08

wow, that's pretty pathetic :/

Erindub 0

Friday 8 July 2011 21:26

You live a sad sad life OP. Really

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 8 July 2011 21:27

Nobody gives a shit, keyboard warrior puppet master.

mlexi21 5

Friday 8 July 2011 21:40

That's really dumb. I kinda feel sorry for you OP.

PurpleWaffles 2

Friday 8 July 2011 22:16

you are a sad, strange little man.

maximiliano760 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:18

just give up

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Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 160

You deserved it 11 993

Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 561

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Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML

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Today, I have never been more disgusted at my daughter. She was on her phone and almost walked in front of a bus, until a man with some kind of facial disfigurement pulled her back. She called the poor man a "freak" and not to touch her, and he started crying. I'm ashamed to think she is mine. FML

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You deserved it 463

Today, my mother insists that because I won’t eat my dad’s mashed potatoes, it means I must think he is a bad cook and that I'm a disrespectful little prick. I wouldn’t touch mashed potatoes even if Gordon Ramsay made them, and I was on the brink of starvation. FML

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You deserved it 300

Today, I woke up to find my 8 year-old on my phone, reading explicit messages between my boyfriend and me. Apparently, having a password that is a jumble of random letters and numbers is too easy for her to guess. FML

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You deserved it 490

Today, at the office, I was walking towards a blind man who works in another department. When I realized our paths would collide, I called out that I was on his right because we'd received an email from HR that said this would help him. I was actually on his left. FML

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Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

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