Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 446

You deserved it 58 543

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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utvols11 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:03

you stupiddd

MisterMichael 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:04

I think I know u

Miranday 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:11

Thats sad bro...really sad.

jessicaschenck15 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:15

why would you insult yourself to impress your friends?

crackbunny626 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:16

really? fake accounts to be friends with people who could care less about you I can see. but really? to impress the friends you already have?

midnight0123 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:38

lmao woooow

ThickHead 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:46

well at least your friends didn't comment agreeing with the fake account

electricmaster 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:53

Feeling a little desperate?

apegirl907 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:07

internet fights are stupid don't be an e-thug cause real fights are too dangerous

SeedlessMe 13

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:29

Like, seriously? How bout you try some of that 'real life' stuff, where you walk outside and interact with actual (other) people?

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Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 132

You deserved it 550

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

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Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 600

You deserved it 66 472

Today, I discovered that I have dandruff, which I've never had before. I googled the possible reasons, some being depression and hormones. Not only have I not had sex for a year, but it's also the reason I have dandruff. And apparently I'm depressed. How sexy is that? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 798

You deserved it 6 818

Today, I went in for my first day of work. I told them three months in advance that I was going away for 2 weeks to build a school in a third world country. I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 372

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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You deserved it 39 837

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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You deserved it 3 131

Today, I was at a wedding reception. Everyone got offended when I threw my hands up and backed off to avoid catching the garter and let the two guys on either side fight for it. Nothing but laughs for the cousin who grabbed the bouquet out of someone else's hand and punched her, though. FML

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