No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 446
You deserved it 58 543
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daybowbow 0

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

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gravy_jones 0

it's not kind of pathetic, it's the definition of pathetic.

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DocBastard 38

OP: ur ugly OP: well ur a ho OP: am not!! ur a stupid dum bitch OP: whatev, u suck! OP: umad bro? Friend: You're a moron. Don't ever talk to me again.

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wordnerd42 0

Today, I lost an argument with myself online. FML

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doom2 8

if that's how you have to impress your friends, then you definitely deserve it.

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olpally 32

yeah... he epically fails at life by doing that. what a loser and an idiot...

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iloveqts 8

I suggest you find some friends, you'd be surprised at how friendly some people are.

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ED35 7

you are a pathetic excuse for a person. who gets impressed by argument on facebook. that is retarded.

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iLOLatURpain69 7

Did you win the arugment?

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V1PeR 4

On your profile, in the 'about' section.. you've spelt Eminem wrong... Just saying. Lol

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TheNewGuy03 28

the ****? i generally dislike people, and i can still at least make a friend or two. TRY HARDER, OP! |the kid|

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saIty 17

I wonder how much times the words **** and ***** was used. Hmmm... perhaps 12?

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awkward_turtles 1

That's offensive to 12 year olds. None of them are that stupid.

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tikikat 0

How would this impress ur friends?

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