Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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You deserved it 58 543

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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saraheve1188 5

Friday 8 July 2011 22:25

How can you impress someone on Facebook in an argument? Fake: I can type faster than you! Real: OH HELL NAW. BRING IT.

TheDrummingResul 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:27

Creative man. Become an actor or something and get urself a life.

kraine0712 2

Friday 8 July 2011 22:28

That is truly disturbing.

kombucha_fml 8

Friday 8 July 2011 22:29

that's sad indeed. start doing something with your life. go out, have fun

Suchendentrost 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:30

Oh, you're SO cool! :D Silly.

ClaytonAwesome 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:36

look at the bright side of your life, atleast you got a story on FML haha

HatredIsForever 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:40

hahahaha seriously?

STP907 8

Friday 8 July 2011 23:02

If OP has no life, what friends would see it?

shelby_sevenfold 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:08

Well I hope you at least won the fight...fyl.

Gummybears4life 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:12

I want to say YDI but I find it too hilarious XD

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I agree, your life sucks 32 334

You deserved it 3 581

Today, while fighting unemployment and an visible abscess on my neck, I was cajoled into attending my Mom's birthday party. I spent the entire time at the restaurant trying to hide an oozing sore with a bandage, eating partially edible food. The cost? $40 I can't afford to spend on food not worth $5. FML

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Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 626

You deserved it 4 544

Today, at about 1 a.m. I got a drunk text from my girlfriend thanking me for the amazing sex last night. I have been out of town for 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 657

You deserved it 4 062

Today, my boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with my kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guy who claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 706

You deserved it 2 692

Today, my sister, who has "borrowed" almost nine hundred dollars from me over the last few months, told me I was pathetic for not having my driver's license yet and that I "wasn't normal". I was saving that money for my driving lessons. FML

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You deserved it 1 053

Today, my husband shit himself a little during sex, but tried to keep going because he was "so close" and didn’t want to ruin the orgasm. I, of course, shoved him away but it was already down my leg and had stained our cream bedsheets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 426

You deserved it 184

Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML

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You deserved it 2 230