Facebook, Social Media and Public freakouts: No life - FML

No life

By jen - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML

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daybowbow 0

Friday 8 July 2011 18:57

What's impressive about fighting with someone on Facebook...?

TheJashinist 8

Friday 8 July 2011 18:55

That is pretty depressing.

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Daederoth 10

Friday 8 July 2011 23:14

If getting into an argument on Facebook impresses your friends, your friends suck as much as you do.

BariumDeep 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:17

"I like it, I love it, I want some more of it"...

Lil_Killah 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:20

loser

jadenstigman 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:22

it's illegal to do that in California, which means it will be everywhere else soon.

timalfrey311 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:22

wow...that's pretty sad...and I just deleted Facebook cuz I had over 3000 friends and my gf hated that over half was girls...u need to step up your A game

micheal259 4

Friday 8 July 2011 23:23

and I thought I didn't have a life

jadenstigman 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:26

call me old fashion, but if you wanna impress the people you gotta be skilled or act like a bad ass. so find your calling or get in a real fight if your that much of an "attention *****"

cupcake567 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:27

that's called having no life(:

dayrin7 4

Friday 8 July 2011 23:28

thats pretty sad...

pebblesbbyx3 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:42

lmao , this made me giggle (: its oootaaayyyyy !

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I agree, your life sucks 35 270

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Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML

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You deserved it 4 635

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

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Today, I came out to my parents as trans. They immediately took my remaining college savings, canceled my credit card, and began plotting to abduct me and "wean me off hormones, like a heroin addict." FML

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Today, I dropped my Xanax. It wasn't until after I washed it down with some water that I realized it was still on the floor and I had actually swallowed a pebble of cat litter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 221

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Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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