Work: No excuses!

You should have known the risks when you applied for that bodyguard position. Also if you stayed home after the ordeal then you endangered your handler's life!

JacobysGirl 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:51

Life is a bullet.

HeJustKnowsBest 3

Monday 18 April 2011 20:03

Embrace it!

Person1233 12

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:06

Shove it up your ass?

anboyer901 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:53

You work at walmart dont you? lol

ceddyz17 10

Monday 18 April 2011 19:59

comin straight out of compton

JennaMarie420 2

Monday 18 April 2011 20:00

couldn't you get a doctors note or something? this is ridiculous

HoMachine 1

Monday 18 April 2011 20:01

sue ur company?

Quasar55_fml 18

Monday 18 April 2011 20:03

You can be fired after only one absence at work ? Damn that's rough

stewpididiot 11

Monday 18 April 2011 20:07

... never bring a knife to a gunfight. here endeth the lesson.

oblio 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:20

Time to go on disability for the rest of your life! You don't need that job anymore!

deathtrap 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:40

seriously? did u get shot or did you get A shot?

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Today, I found out why I’ve been covering most of the bills and the rent. Turns out my boyfriend is paying a very expensive OnlyFans subscription for his female bestie. When I confronted him about it, he responded by yelling, “It’s not like that!” and punched our glass patio door, shattering it. FML

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Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

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Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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Today, I asked for time off from work for my wedding and honeymoon. A grand total of three days. My boss made a face like he'd sucked on rancid toes and asked me if I was stupid. Awesome. FML

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Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

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Today, my wife and I used to have sex at least 5 times a week, but since we said "I DO" at our wedding I’m lucky to get a shag once a month, and you can forget about blowjobs, I’ve not had one since before the wedding. Nothing about our life has changed to cause this, except we’re married now. FML

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Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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Today, at a dinner I'd been planning for months with my fiancé to talk to our families about the wedding for the first time, he told me he didn't want to get married. I cried in front of both of our families and a dozen of strangers. FML

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