Work: No excuses!

what are u doin on fml if u got shot? some peoples stories are so fake its dumb, but entertaining. like there was one abt a 43 year old, what 43 year old gets on fml to say FML. i mean it was probably like a 16 year old with no life.

TrueStory22 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:13

"It's just a flesh wound!"

SesameStPimp 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:16

Sue the boss. No need for someone in the job as heartless as him. Recover soon, OP.

CharismaticCutie 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:19

how did you get shot anyway???

myownenemy 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:23

well, where were you shot and what is your job? you might deserve it, but you might not. I'll vote both.

ChantelRenaeee 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:38

ouch sorry op

_yarrrr 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 0:42

who do you think you are? 50 cent?

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Today, yet another first date was a total waste of my time as he was yet another creep more interested in the experience of fucking a dwarf than he was in getting to know me as a person. I’m just gonna stay single forever. It’s not like I’ve always dreamed of marriage or anything. FML

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Today, my boyfriend doesn’t like to go out, like at all. I went on a cruise earlier this year and met this guy from my school; we danced together, we talked all night long, and it was amazing. It's been nine months since, and I still haven’t got over it. I'm now questioning my entire 3-year relationship. FML

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Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML

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Today, only after I almost knocked myself out cold with the shampoo bottle, did I finally get some out. FML

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Today, our school won third prize for a project about inclusion. At the fancy reception, none of our students got included in anything, though. They didn’t manage to talk to people from any other school, because everyone else was busy staring at their phones. FML

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Today, I'm on my sixth straight day of double shifts, with four more to go. I make overtime so I'm not complaining, but today my wife texted me, "Going out of town tonight, I expect the house to be spotless when I return." Not sure how I'm going to swing this one. FML

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Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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Today, thanks to protestors blocking the M25, I missed the only job interview I’ve been invited to in 10 months. FML

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