Work: No excuses!

Either your HR department wasn't consulted, you didn't call in or provide proof of treatment or you have lied before. no one "just" gets fired for a serious medical issue.

aardvarkish 15

Monday 18 April 2011 20:49

Well, in my job, you about have to get hit by an IED before we send you home.

Tankd4life 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:53

ah the life of a gangster, stop holding up those 7-11s

J_rockk10 3

Monday 18 April 2011 20:57

Dayum. I wonder where you live lol

sonofkarma 5

Monday 18 April 2011 20:59

Shots fired

life2007 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:59

technically they are not allowed to do that. I suggest go to a doctor get proof and then sue them.

tonydizzle 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:04

are you tupac??

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