No excuses!

By davka - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 964
You deserved it 4 893
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khaya 9

Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

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cathylee22 4

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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jimbob13 0

why did you get shot? I mean cmon, that's sooo five mins ago xxx

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cherryrune09 0

I swear companies r firing ppl for no God damn reasons now a days...

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derekahlers 4

I would make a case and sue your company for that. but sucks you lost your job

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cantstandit808 2

ho collect unemployment, that will piss them off. You are entitled to collect.

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aquariusangel420 0

WHOEVER SAID THIS WAS A YDI UR A ******* ASSHOLE AND I HOPE THIS HAPPENS TO U

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Tahu424 0

@ #15- Really? I'm pretty sure every other song of his that I've heard is him complaining. Now, Teddy Roosevelt, that's a different story.

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