New name just dropped

By firefliiez - 15/11/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
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ashiezorz 2

You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

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aback 4

Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

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COBRAMORPH 0

Maybe it was revenge for you not letting him put his Sausage in your face.

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coolbeans14741 0

TEHEHE I actually smiled at that. I'm so mature.

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HidingInThePages 0

Well you deserve it for hanging out and connecting with your ex. Way to be stable emotionally there

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djessemoody 0

@ #57, "Also, periods and commas in many places." is not a complete sentence, ya little poon.

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Kgirl2cute 6

ehh. I call my friend "Penguin Face". no big deal.

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carnage1106 0

congratulations u got wat u wanted

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youngbucks 0

thats bullshit you cant put "sausage face" they let you put in like two letters in

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lolmaster7654321 4

lol #13 and ydi u shulda just gone with pup. hahaha sausage face

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jaytee1994 9

Well when you hang out with a ex... It usually ends up like this...

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DiscoKiller 4

it will never stick, too many syllables for an American to bother with.

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