Miscellaneous: New name just dropped

New name just dropped

By firefliiez - 15/11/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML

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Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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By juice723 - 20/11/2013 11:09 - United States - Marblehead

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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By sarahbeth93 - 20/07/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML

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ashiezorz 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 23:15

You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

aback 4

Monday 16 November 2009 1:09

Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

Comments

Le_Pecheur 0

Monday 16 November 2009 7:40

Hah! that's just a lesson on the social dynamics of guys. Congratulations on your first step towards manhood.

schadenfreud 6

Monday 16 November 2009 7:50

YDI for still associating with your ex

Brooklynxman 0

Monday 16 November 2009 8:04

And I quote "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" I fail to see how you can think this isn't your fault. Now granted, people say ridiculous stuff like this all the time, but its your ex. Never, ever, and I mean it, never, put ideas in your ex's head. Its like slathering yourself in steak then jumping into a tank with a great white shark at feeding time.

DynamicDave 11

Monday 16 November 2009 9:11

When I moderated this, it didn't say "ex." Weird. Anyway, I lmao'ed at "sausage face." how did you even come up with that?!

Thenisaiddd 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:43

thats not bad my besr friend calls me kinkers xD

jts2 3

Monday 16 November 2009 13:33

Oh no! My friends have a sense of humor! My life suckssss!

Grangoire 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:08

You suggested it, you deserved it. YDI

AngelRaven89 0

Monday 16 November 2009 21:24

pup is cute. why would you even suggest sausage face? that's just, well, stupid. YDI

fegd 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 5:39

Why do you hang out with your ex?

ThinkBeforeSpeak 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 5:39

There are many grammer mistakes in this post. To start off, "He decided to start calling me "pup." Theres is a needed comma after "me". Also, periods and commas in many places. Therefore, changing the "run-ons" to proper sentences. I suggest going back to 3rd grade English.