New name just dropped

By firefliiez - 15/11/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
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ashiezorz 2

You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

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aback 4

Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

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xenomorph 0

FYL for being called a name you hate. YDI for accepting a poor substitute.

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Acidpops 0

YDI for still hanging out with your ex.

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mirage24_fml 0

Signed on to say the exact same thing. So I second the motion. YDI. Change your "friends."

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icedrake523 2

Sounds like the episode of Seinfeld where George wants to be called T-Bone but ends up being called Coco....then Gammy.

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perdix 29

Look here, Sausage Face, your ex just inadvertently became your marketing department. Any guy who hears that name is going to want to date you, especially here in Texas. Once they start talking to you about your love for sausage, you can talk about how you like sausage inserted into your sweet buns (and about your other nickname, Kolache Butt). You're going to have to beat 'em off with a stick!

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jw90 18

you know your face does kinda look like a sausage..

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suesblues 0

YDI for suggesting such a stupid lame nickname.

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nica73 0

If he calls you "pup", call him "ass" -- they're both animals...

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