New name just dropped

By firefliiez - 15/11/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML
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ashiezorz 2

You're the dick who suggested 'Sausage Face'.

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aback 4

Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

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aback 4

Why give him the ammo? Just tell him, "Okay. You call me Pup, and I'll call you Dickless".

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DameGreyWulf 0

The real question is... ARE you a Sausage Face?

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couny343 1

why would you even suggest 'sausage face'?

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andyn 0

YDI for thinking we'd be remotely interested in reading about it, sausage face.

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hornetchik 0

This is boring, and I fail to see how it is an FML in ANY WAY.

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hornetchik 0

Not sure why my comment got moderated... I simply said that this FML isn't that bad, I highly doubt your friends called you Sausage Face in a cruel way, and I also highly doubt that the nickname lasted that long, its not particularly witty in any way. Therefore, this FML is boring.

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alove23 0

and this is why we "x" our ex-boyfriends out of the picture.

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SmellsLikeFunk 0

Don't worry, Sausage Face, your new nickname'll grow old soon.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Well, that's what you wanted. Right, Sausage Face?

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i_is_a_tr00l 0

Sausage Face < Pup. Nice going. You're the one who said it in the first plac.

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