Never again

By Catsfordays - 20/08/2015 06:02 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I went on a date with someone I considered a real catch, my potential soulmate even. He ended up telling me about his fetish for "female smells", sang loudly in Italian in a crowded restaurant, and ate most of the food on my plate. Man, fuck dating. FML
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nooblper 21

You considered him a real catch and a potential soulmate... why, exactly? All based on looks?

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PinkasaurusRex 25

Don't sweat it, OP. You'll find your real soulmate someday. You can just laugh this experience off later; it'll be a great story to tell.

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PossiblyInDanger 24

People are weird, at least you found out quick. It would be way worse if he had hidden his bizareness until you were invested in him.

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whassallt26 13

Hey, maybe there's a woman out there who likes smelling 'feminine', Italian opera, and doesn't eat anything, all to there own.

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whysobeachy 37

Yeah, there is, indeed. That's me. *awkward silence*

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RebeccaRFT 18

Dude you sound like the creepy one of you thought that the guy you had one date with was your soul mate.

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isabelf 17

All you really need in life is netflix.

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ItalianGuy23 6

well do to my name I'm probably not gonna be listened to lol but yea love is work no matter what ppl to say and it's more work to find love. keep it up he's out there

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

"female smells" !? um, he needs to clarify because that could be anything from Victoria Secret body sprays to musty vaginas >_<

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PinkasaurusRex 25

By the way OP made it sound, I'm going with "musty vaginas" lol

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UhHuhHoney 20

Lots of creepy people out there lol

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Angelkisses130 26

I don't see what the problem here is: you'll always smell good to him, Italian is a sexy language, and he can help you diet if you ever need it! :D

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corky1992 33

That's embarrassing..at least you found out early enough before you fell too hard for him.

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eddyinfinity 21

Yeah nah can't tell one's personality by the look

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