My ears!

By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 172
You deserved it 5 152

Same thing different taste

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Seems like her boyfriend wasn't the only one getting milked.

Nederlander95 14

I guess he was just a real BULL in bed

Comments

kudos to your sister , high five to her one night stand.

Next time walk up to the door and tell them to stop faking it!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Maybe the guy is a farm boy and he enjoys this type of moaning. Just guessing.

I know how you feel, my stepmother also sounds like a cow

I wish some of these had a like button cause they're hilarious. This one for example

Let's hope beastitality wasn't done beforehand..

ilytyvm 25

my best friend and I just had a blast mimicking what we thought that would sound like...

Bang on the wall and yell, "she's faking it!!"