My ears!

By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Seems like her boyfriend wasn't the only one getting milked.

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Nederlander95 14

I guess he was just a real BULL in bed

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perdix 29

That's udderly ridiculous. Was the guy asking for "more cowbell?"

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cakefete2 30

We can argue until the cows come home, but really, i feel it would just be a moo-t point.

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buckdharma 36

Was her tramp stamp done with a branding iron?

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gracehi 31

Filet mignon will never taste the same...

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jay_south 19

That's... moderately disturbing. I wasn't even there and I still can't unhear this.

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BAD2891 4

At least the weren't having sex mooing like cows in YOUR bed.

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buckdharma 36

**** the guy's life. He'll wake up with a nasty hangover thinking he lost the herd.

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