Sex and Intimacy: My ears!

My ears!

By puking now - 14/12/2013 00:34 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By OhFseriously123 - 06/08/2009 10:05 - Italy

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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By jackson - 06/09/2010 17:02 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

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Creeped out

By shawty - 22/08/2010 12:14 - Australia

Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML

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By Awkward... - 29/01/2013 09:40 - United States - Killeen

Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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By why - 28/07/2014 01:55 - United States

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML

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Disrespectful

By awskme - 09/01/2010 00:36 - France

Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfriend of nine months. She was making a lot of noise, so I told her to keep it down, and reminded her that my parents and sister downstairs. A few minutes later, I got a text from my sister, saying my parents wanted to make sure I was wearing a condom. FML

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By glittercat - 26/01/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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Nyx_fml 23

Saturday 14 December 2013 5:05

Seems like her boyfriend wasn't the only one getting milked.

Nederlander95 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 5:04

I guess he was just a real BULL in bed

Comments

mxij 13

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:31

Well then, I guess you know what an animal she is in bed

xerbrus 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 19:46

i think i know your sister :p

havok87 11

Saturday 14 December 2013 23:34

Is she fat?

willsies 1

Saturday 14 December 2013 23:44

They had a cowgasm

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 15 December 2013 1:12

Moooooooooooooooo-ve it over there?

p_nafnaf_fml 12

Sunday 15 December 2013 11:40

I'm wondering : why didn't you left since you felt so annoyed ?

TheRoyalBattler 5

Sunday 15 December 2013 11:44

After you herd her, did you feel like moooooo-ving out?

mattdaviess 6

Sunday 15 December 2013 19:56

Well, you were on the other side of the wall, you don't really know what he's into...

Superman_Geek15 6

Monday 16 December 2013 3:08

Im guessing your sister isnt old enough to have sex if she has to do it when the parents are out

allliseee 8

Monday 16 December 2013 9:33

Tell your sister, she'll never make any sound again.

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