MILF Manor

By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Senseless_487 29

Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.

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Doortje 29

Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.

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wildsweetchild 19

I actually think OP is a bit overreacting. Three years is quite the time...maybe he called her mom milf without meaning it literally, basically his way of saying she's good looking...just an idea.. Plus apple doesn't fall too far from a tree, and I think he knows it ;)

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DjeePee 24

I actually think your reading comprehension is bad. I'll put it simple: OP has a boyfriend who wants to **** OP's mom. Got it now?

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wildsweetchild 19

24- just because my opinion differs from yours, it doesn't mean my reading comprehension is bad. I get it alright, no need to be an ass about it.

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make_me_smile 4

I know this will sound stupid, but what does MLIF stand for?

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ManInTheMachine 19

No no no, they asked what 'MLIF' stands for, not MILF! Here you go: Major Lesbian Incest Fetish You're ******* welcome.

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trqskq 14

Unless your mother is Mrs Robinson, I don't see your boyfriend getting very far with her.

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Enslaved 36

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo, wo, wo)

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Enslaved 36

He's a reverse pedophile? I've heard of guys dating women to get closer to their teenage children.

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Senseless_487 29

Actually, guys or girls who go for older women are called gerontophiles. You may have to check my spelling on that one.

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GypsyRover 0

There's a very special circle in hell reserved for people who pray on kids!

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toooldforthis 19

That's just gross. I guess everyone has their preference but you won't see me chasing old man wrinkly dick!

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StephLovesYouuxo 1

What an ass. He doesn't deserve you. Dump him.

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patrickalamo 47

Because then your mom would have it going on.

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geod69 8

If you want us to make sure who the fairest is post pic

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