Intimacy: Medication shutdown - FML

Medication shutdown

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 09:46 - United States

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Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

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By HappinessOrOrgasms - 05/11/2012 19:25 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 23:01 - Netherlands

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Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML

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Between a rock and a not-so-hard place

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

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Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 16:00

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Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 07:55

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Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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By random1456 - 13/06/2019 18:00

Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML

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saurik 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:58

well that's depressing...

windfuelsfire 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:59

Exercise and orgasms>antidepressants in a lot of cases

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Emilyinroom483 7

Friday 30 September 2011 3:14

I just started antidepressants, this is discouraging. Ditto what everyone worthwhile on here has said, though, you should talk to your psychiatrist and doctor about alternatives. I don't know why people with no qualifications insist on attempting to give medical treatment advice.

doubleodoggy 0

Friday 30 September 2011 3:16

Im sorry

herrerwl 2

Friday 30 September 2011 3:27

Try lexapro

life2007 0

Friday 30 September 2011 3:28

i knew a guy who took anti-depressants he didn't get off but we could have sex for hours. He liked but apparently you don't.

missbadluk 0

Friday 30 September 2011 3:32

I used to be on some of those. It doesnt make you NOT ******. Just makes it harder to. Takes longer. You just have to work it the right way! Lol! Needless to say, I got off that shit and THAT was one of the reasons! SUCKS during sex! :-/

angel1234567 10

Friday 30 September 2011 3:35

Aww I feel bad for you :(

Awnonymous 4

Friday 30 September 2011 3:40

I was on something like that. Jerked off for three hours then gave up. **** that shit.

KLern 0

Friday 30 September 2011 6:35

Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard...

angryboot 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:04

Break the chain!!

f1r3wa11 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:29

Ive had the same problem, contact your doctor, he or she will give you a different medication

Petunia888 13

Friday 30 September 2011 4:30

I'm not gonna lie; I read some of these comments in my "Medicine T.V. Ad" voice. "Ask your doctor about [some form of medication]..."

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