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Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

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You're down voting this guy, but what he says, is likely true. If Op got out there a bit more, instead if staying at home moping while watching porn, then he might actually get laid. Of course, he might already be doing this, but thus far has just been unlucky; in this case, I wish you the best of luck in your endeavours! :)

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Not sure if "getting laid" will fix depression. However it is worth finding out. Also, just exercise of some sort will help and sunlight help too.

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Yeah, I always make girls pass a literacy test before I sleep with them. "I'm gonna rock your world after you identify the adverbs and correctly place commas in this sentence."

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The proper way to phrase that sentence would be "I have not gotten laid," not got. The use of "have" dictates that a past participle is required in that statement, not past tense. However, I'm guessing this guy is a foreign speaker of English, so to have deliberately pointed out this trivial mistake is just pretty asinine. Petty, even.

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#61 - It's well known that using porn frequently can hinder sex lives and create a 'fear' (as such) of a real, face-to-face relationship. The way to stop this is to quit porn, like #75 pointed out. I'm not saying this happens with everyone but it's becoming more of a problem.

Go out and try it then? Nothing will happen if you sit on your ass. Stop complaining if you don't try to meet people. And if you're trying, then think about what you're doing wrong.

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