Intimacy: Medication shutdown - FML

Medication shutdown

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 09:46 - United States

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Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML

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By HappinessOrOrgasms - 05/11/2012 19:25 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 05:00 - Canada

Today, after 4 months of severe depression, I finally found an antidepressant that works. The downside? I no longer have any interest or gain pleasure in any of my hobbies. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 10/12/2020 23:01 - Netherlands

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Today, I’ve been horny for weeks on end. Because I’m on antidepressants, I can’t orgasm, so the horniness won’t go away. The only thing I do is go to the gym, where literally EVERYONE seems fuckable. While I’m not depressed anymore, my vagina is. FML

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Between a rock and a not-so-hard place

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 23:01

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Today, I found out that the pills my doctor prescribed for my ED cause severe side effects and I have to stop taking them. So much for my sex life. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2019 16:00

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Today, and for months now, the meds that stop me from killing myself have killed my sex drive. My boyfriend, being stressed at work, initially assured me that his was also non existent and not to worry. I found out he's been wanking every day and hiding it from me so I don't feel bad. Now I know, I feel fucking awful. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2013 07:55

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Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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By random1456 - 13/06/2019 18:00

Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML

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saurik 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:58

well that's depressing...

windfuelsfire 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 15:59

Exercise and orgasms>antidepressants in a lot of cases

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blakesays 2

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:18

Tell your doctor you want to try something else. Same thing happened to me, I switched to something else and now I'm fine.

girlie90 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:30

I'm the same way :(

jodia23 3

Friday 30 September 2011 0:21

I had the exact same thing happen, (Paxil?) get wellbutrin... Amazing orgasams!

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 30 September 2011 0:36

Or if OP is a girl she could smear the peanut butter / pill mixture over her ****** and call the dog in. Problem solved. Bonus points if it turns out you dog has depression.

nicole8402 4

Friday 30 September 2011 0:41

Try Wellbutrin XL. It can enhance libido and orgasms. I work in a pharmacy and this is a common, wonderful side effect that my customers report. :)

elisabeth1_fml 0

Friday 30 September 2011 1:43

Here's a thought instead of sharing this little bit of info with us how about discussing this with your doctor. Just a thought!!!

PurpleKissesGree 0

Friday 30 September 2011 1:54

That scares me... My doctor is suppose to give me some anti-depressants soon

ILoveTabz 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:07

That's classy

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Friday 30 September 2011 2:58

Get a pet...

pfizzle16 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:59

Its called medical marijuana. Even makes sex feel better

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