Love and Divorce: Love hurts - FML

Love hurts

By MissT - 21/06/2021 09:59 - Australia - Dianella

Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML

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Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2023 22:00

Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML

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By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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Jonkbaby 22

Monday 21 June 2021 9:36

I'm very sorry op. Not just in relationships, but I hope and pray that life for you starts to grow from seeds you have been and still are planting. You are worth it

icemand90 17

Monday 21 June 2021 12:19

needs context as to if this is a fml or ydi. who divirced who and why?

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Jonkbaby 22

Monday 21 June 2021 9:36

I'm very sorry op. Not just in relationships, but I hope and pray that life for you starts to grow from seeds you have been and still are planting. You are worth it

icemand90 17

Monday 21 June 2021 12:19

needs context as to if this is a fml or ydi. who divirced who and why?

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Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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