Illustrated FML: Really!

Really!

By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML

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Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML

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By blah56 - 23/06/2012 05:17 - United States - Vine Grove

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 January 2020 16:36

Hand her divorce papers -- that'll make her day.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 13 January 2020 16:49

How long were you waiting for your marriage certificate if your wife is already regretting marrying you? Also, why does she regret marrying you?

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 13 January 2020 16:36

Hand her divorce papers -- that'll make her day.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 13 January 2020 16:49

How long were you waiting for your marriage certificate if your wife is already regretting marrying you? Also, why does she regret marrying you?

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Today, I had to warn my wife not to kill her insane mother. I was serious. FML

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